Tuesday, June 30, 2009

TENJOOBERRYMUDS

This is a hoot.... sad, because it is TRUE..... but a hoot!!!! By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND "TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...

In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".

With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.Now, here goes...The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and call room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today.....

Room Service: "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

Room Service: "Ow July den?"

Guest: ".....What??"

Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

Guest: "I.. don't think so."

RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RoomService: "We bodder?"

Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."

RoomService: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side."

RoomService: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ... rye??"

Guest: "Whatever you say."

RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds."

Guest: "You're welcome"

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' ".....and you do, don't you!

6 comments:

shydandelion said...

Heheh! I liked that, but I figured out tenjooberrymuds before I read the story...hehehe!

leafhopper said...

Been there! HAHA.

Rebecca said...

Been there too... many times with employees.

It is amazing how many times my employees want to "AXE" me a question. Not too keen on employees axing me - they aren't the sharpest tools at Harbor Freight.

Zaphod said...

And whatever happened to the King's English? We have a bunch of inarticulate, gum-slapping, toothless wonders teaching language arts! I need an Ibuprofin!

Trillium said...

Sloppy speech abounds. Utah county-ites have created their own brand of "what's-that-you-say?"-pronunciation: Ah-doan-fill-good. How-jew-fill-bout-thaa? You-gunna-pill-it? Get-rill! Wassa-dill-wi-thaa? Doan-fergitta-sill-it.

...And those are the educated ones.... LOL

What's really [rilly] sad is, the longer we live here, the more we sound just like everybody else!

Rebecca said...

i have to concentrate really hard to make sure that I am speaking clearly - i hear poor grammar and language skills all day!!!!!!!

Drives me nuts.

Sometimes I catch myself sounding like an idiot.